Watching this film may go down in history as one of my worst times in a movie theater. How bad was it? They were shilling phone interviews with Eva Longoria. Yeah, what the hell am I going to ask her? It’s not like I am running MAXIM magazine here and we need another article about how she has great sex with Tony. Seriously, this film set out to prove Longoria was nothing more than a talentless actress that got lucky and found herself on a primetime sitcom that had one good year. Good on yah, Eva, keep shilling those half-naked pictures because pretty soon not even Sportscenter is going to be giving you coverage once your boy retires from the NBA. Hmmmm, maybe I could have asked her what that would be like… DAMMIT!
It should be mentioned that I didn’t even have the patience to watch such films as Superhero Movie!, College Road Trip, The Hottie and the Nottie, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, Witless Protection, 27 Dresses and Meet the Spartans. All of which I am assuming would be worthy of this list.
