[7:00:11 PM] Laremy says: What page are we on now? Where am I?
[7:00:51 PM] Laremy says: The Miserables!
[7:02:41 PM] Laremy says: I didn’t really dig this song from Les Miserables. I liked the other ones.
[7:02:48 PM] Brad says: Sorry Anne, just not the same without your rotting teeth.
[7:02:53 PM] Laremy says: Oh, okay, the second one is better. Medley me!
[7:04:01 PM] Laremy says: Do they get paid scale for this? Seems like a lot of work.
[7:04:32 PM] Brad says: How many in the Les Mis cast said, at least once, “I signed up for the movie, not for this”?
[7:04:39 PM] Laremy says: Thomas Hooper just asked for 100 more takes of this.
[7:05:02 PM] Brad says: All joking aside, the tribute was played well, looked good.
[7:05:57 PM] Brad says: Commercial time and our next awards are Sound Mixing and Editing and then Hathaway will be back on stage to accept her Supporting Actress Oscar.
[7:09:46 PM] Brad says: Chris Pine and Zoe Saldana are now reminding us of the Sci-Tech Awards.
[7:09:48 PM] Laremy says: Here’s some fools who won Oscars but couldn’t get a ticket to the actual ceremony.
[7:11:10 PM] Laremy says: Never thought “bum urination” would make a joke in The Academy Awards.
[7:11:38 PM] Laremy says: How did they get Ted there? I thought he wasn’t real.
[7:12:12 PM] Brad says: Mark Wahlberg and an animated Ted get Sound duties… first up Sound Mixing… Gotta be Les Mis right?
[7:12:34 PM] Brad says: Winner for Best Sound Mixing is
[7:12:57 PM] Laremy says: Les Mizzle in the hizzle.
[7:13:25 PM] Brad says: Now we go to Editing, where I have Life of Pi and Laremy has Skyfall. Whatchu got?
[7:15:36 PM] Laremy says: A tie???
[7:15:43 PM] Brad says: Okay, we have a tie… first Oscar goes to
[7:16:01 PM] Brad says: This is wack-a-doo
[7:16:43 PM] Laremy says: I remember when Katharine Hepburn and Barbra Streisand tied for Best Actress Oscar. Oh no, wait, I don’t, I wasn’t born yet.
[7:16:52 PM] Brad says: And the other Oscar goes to
[7:17:20 PM] Laremy says: I’m now 9-4 and only two back of Brad. I’ll take the tie for the win baby!
[7:17:55 PM] Brad says: Nutty results, I know there have been ties in the past, but I can’t remember when the last one was and I remember they were traditionally for above the line categories.
[7:19:43 PM] Brad says: And now Anne Hathaway will win Best Supporting Actress, which will be presented by Christopher Plummer.
[7:21:25 PM] Laremy says: I swear to God I read someone pick against Anne Hathaway here. Like a real person employed to consider this stuff for a reason. No, seriously.
[7:23:07 PM] Brad says: Winner for Best Supporting Actress is
[7:24:54 PM] Brad says: The next award is for Film Editing, and if Argo wins I think we can end any debate as to whether it will win Best Picture or not.
[7:25:56 PM] Brad says: Adele will be performing “Skyfall” coming up… and the fact they could promote it before a commercial is exactly why they didn’t do it earlier.
[7:29:54 PM] Brad says: The Academy President steps out and we get to see Harvey Weinstein rushing to his seat.
[7:31:58 PM] Brad says: Sandra Bullock gets Film Editing duties… Let’s go Argo.
[7:33:19 PM] Brad says: Winner for Best Film Editing is
[7:34:14 PM] Brad says: Don’t walk too slow and don’t chat with Sandra too long William, they are gonna play you off if you’re not careful.
[7:34:48 PM] Laremy says: Looks like Argo is now a Best Picture lock. I really thought they might come down the board and give Zero Dark Thirty a consolation prize, but maybe that was for Sound Editing.
[7:35:05 PM] Brad says: Jennifer Lawrence is our next celeb on stage and she will tell us Adele is going to sing “Skyfall”.
[7:35:29 PM] Laremy says: This is the end … of Laremy’s chance at an Oscar win.
[7:37:59 PM] Brad says: Production Design is our next Oscar and I have Anna Karenina, but I’m nervous about it… should I be?
[7:39:26 PM] Brad says: Commercial time before our next award.
[7:39:58 PM] Laremy says: While we’re waiting for the next Oscar, here’s my final Book plug for “Film Critic”. And if you’ve already read it, drop me some hot review action. Do it for ol’ Uncle Laremy, he needs all the help he can get after this Oscar beating.
[7:44:26 PM] Brad says: Nicole Kidman will now tell us about the other three Best Picture nominees. She calls Silver Linings an “instant classic”.
[7:44:50 PM] Brad says: Django Unchained and Amour are the other two noms.
[7:47:55 PM] Brad says: And now we move to Production Design, which will be presented by Daniel Radcliffe and Kristen Stewart.
[7:48:41 PM] Laremy says: This could go a few ways, but I’m going Anna Karenina.
[7:49:04 PM] Brad says: Winner for Best Production Design is
[7:50:22 PM] Brad says: Damn, wanted to get that one because my Amour win for Original Screenplay is really risky.
[7:50:57 PM] Laremy says: You’re going to win 20, Brad. Don’t you fret.
[7:51:35 PM] Brad says: Seth MacFarlane tells us we can’t understand what Salma Hayek is saying just before introducing Salma Hayek. After this we have the In Memoriam.
[7:53:59 PM] Laremy says: Who else is psyched for the In Memoriam?
[7:57:41 PM] Brad says: George Clooney is coming out for the In Memoriam, so we are going to do a page break. Join us on the next and final page as we enter the final hour of the night.
