Last year I awarded several different characters, but this I year I feel it would be wrong to ignore the fact 2009 was the year of Alan. Like The Hangover or not, Zach Galifianakis as Alan will have us quoting that film for many, many years to come. Here’s a selection of my favorites.
Doc, none of us could remember anything from last night. Remember?
Or rapies.
Stu: She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring.
Alan: I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Oh yeah? Tell that to Rain Man. He practically bankrupted a casino and he was a rah-tard.
Ha ha! Drivin’ drunk. Classic.
Tigers love pepper. They hate cinnamon.
Alan: Counting cards isn’t illegal – it’s frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane.
Phil: Hey buddy I’m pretty sure that’s illegal too…
Alan: Yeah maybe after 9/11, when everyone got so damn sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden.
It’s where I keep all my things. I get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it’s not a purse, it’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Stu Price: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan Garner: Thank you.
Col. Hans Landa: Ohhhhhh… That’s a bingo! Is that the way you say it? “That’s a bingo?”
Lt. Aldo Raine: You just say “bingo”.
Col. Hans Landa: BINGO! How fun!
