Stephen Colbert and J.J. Abrams nerded out in Newark, New Jersey on Saturday night
On Saturday night, November 21, Stephen Colbert held his annual Celebrity Nerd-Off benefit for the Montclair Film Festival at the New Jersey Performance Art Center with his special guest being filmmaker J.J. Abrams.
Sadly, no new footage from the Star Wars: The Force Awakens was shown, but Abramsâ entire career as a screenwriter, director and producer was covered during the roughly 90-minute conversation, and he touched upon some of what led to him taking the directing gig.  (He also noted that he just finished the sound mix for the film earlier that day.)
After being introduced, Abrams came out to see that they had completely filled the 2,500 seat theater in Newark, which was â2,400 more people than he expectedâ before Colbert began the conversation, starting with Abramsâ early days as an 8-year-old filmmaker (which inspired Super 8), covered his time as a hot script doctor (on movies like Michael Bayâs Armageddon), successful television producer and right up through his time on the âStar Trek,â âMission: Impossibleâ and his love for âStar Wars.â
Some of the funniest stories involved Colbert admitting his early connections to Abrams from auditioning for the very first movie he wrote, the Jim Belushi-starring, 1990 comedy Taking Care of Business (at the time called âFilofaxâ), and not getting the role, to his connection to âAliasâ star Jennifer Garner. Apparently, Stephen Colbert appeared with Garner on an episode of the sitcom âSpin Cityâ and had her babysit his new baby.  Years later, Colbert was shocked to see Garner on a giant billboard for âAliasâ and when he showed Garner on a magazine to his wife, she didnât believe it was their babysitter who âwasnât hot.â (There was no way Colbert was going to admit to his wife that their babysitter was indeed hot.)
Showing Abramsâ rare acting appearance in Six Degrees of Separation also got a lot of laughs from the audience, although it was some of the little bit of film footage shown during the conversation.
J.J. Abrams talked about being taken to see The Exorcist at 10 years old and striking up a correspondence with the late make-up FX artist Dick Smith that culminated with him receiving a prop tongue from the classic â70s horror movie in the mail.
Stephen Colbert seemed ready to take Abrams to task for some of the many questions fans have had about some of his movies from Mission: Impossible 3 to the âStar Trekâ movies, including Abramsâ overuse of lens flare to represent âhow bright the world is.â That was something Abrams ended when his wife finally said âEnoughâ when she couldnât tell it was actress Alice Eve in a scene from Star Trek Into Darkness due to the flare. They also talked about the image of the Enterprise being built in a corn field and the mysterious quarry in the middle of Iowa, which Abrams credited (i.e. blamed) on his friend, co-writer Bob Orci.
For Star Wars: The Force Awakens, Abrams motto has been âThese arenât the flares youâre looking forâ and heâs stuck very much to the ethos from the original movies in terms of building sets, doing as much practically as possible, shooting on Kodak film and of course, getting John Williams to provide the score. Colbert and Abrams shared how much they wanted to believe in The Force as kids with Abrams seeing it as a powerful idea that connects everyone together and that made sense to his 11-year-old self.
Some poor schlub, who bid on a chance to ask a question at the event, had his first question about the worst Jedi mistakes in the first six movies rebuffed by Abrams, and then his back-up question about how many Ewoks Abrams could take on, also got quickly answered.
During the short Q ânâ A with the audience that followed, someone asked Stephen Colbert what Tolkien story he might be interested in seeing J.J. Abrams direct, to which he responded with a long detailed plot description for a story from âThe Silmarillionâ that was so geeky in detail that it got a huge round of applause from the audience.
Abrams admitted that after working on âStar Warsâ for the past three years, itâs a little like a roommate that itâs âtime to get his own placeâ and heâs excited for it to get out into the world. âStar Wars is bigger than any of us,â he said.
You can learn more about the Montclair Film Festival at the official site.
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